The Derby Deeds Podcast WFTDA Big 5 Sign Contest!!
- September 12th, 2012
- Posted in Contests
- By Megatron
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Are you stuck watching the WFTDA Big 5 Tournaments at home this year?? Don’t want to spend your own $50 to pay for them all? Well, you’re in luck, because the Derby Deeds Podcast and DerbySupply.net want to pay for your HD feed, so you can spend that money on food & beer!! All you have to do is create the best sign!
Today the WFTDA announced that WFTDA.tv passes for the high quality pay-per-view broadcasts of the 2012 WFTDA Playoffs and Championships are on sale now. All-inclusive WFTDA Playoffs and Championships viewing packages are available for $50, and Championships is $20 for the weekend.
Derby Deeds & DerbySupply.net want to pay for your pass to ALL FIVE of the tournaments this season, giving you an all access pass to all of the HD goodness flowing through the internet into your computer, but we want to know what your sign would say if you COULD be there in person.
So show us your signs!! Submit either text or photo or drawing or photoshop job of the sign you’d be holding up at any of the WFTDA Big 5.
Will you heckle? Will you cheer? Will you call someone a @#$%^ (&*&^%$#??
Don’t forget, the North Central Regional Playoffs start FRIDAY, so we’re going to be picking a winner TOMORROW! (Thursday.) So get on it. Seriously. GET ON IT.
Post your sign ideas in the comments below!! We’ll be waiting!




Some quick and dirty entries!
http://i.imgur.com/0f41C.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jdLy6.jpg
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150210798485263&set=a.10150210796365263.452570.906765262&type=3&theater
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3927203011055&set=a.3080842092561.2147647.1009055542&type=3
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4601223076526&set=a.1236988812772.37593.1470799926&type=3&theater
I really wish I was there to heckle the hell out of this, but noooo. The land masses had to separate, millennia ago, and prevent me from being able to drive from Ireland to North Centrals… Stupid Pangaea.
http://photos3.pix.ie/85/35/8535FB65C02642259E9E01E565179C48-0000334359-0003010102-00800L-7243CDB5958E42CC8E6890D34742AD9D.jpg
http://photos3.pix.ie/7C/BF/7CBFA3FBB21E49F181F29D722C8BA7BE-0000334359-0003010101-00800L-35AFC9D90309490EB4445857D2081F58.jpg
http://photos5.pix.ie/7C/E7/7CE7FE1F28A34BD580982F2F0D4BB451-0000334359-0003010100-00800L-5D5534EA80D44AA082FE7BD528B6C6F0.jpg
On the plus side, I get to log back into SecSE and play drinking games with the Aussies.
Suzy Hotrod is a mustache hater! But Sexy Slaydie is my safe word!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=357506510990321&set=a.105712826169692.10299.100001929261408&type=1&theater
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is over.
http://i.imgur.com/qKI0v.jpg
And yes, I will be printing this out for Westerns.
http://davewoodphotography.com/ddcontest/oly-yankees.jpg
http://davewoodphotography.com/ddcontest/sausage.jpg
http://davewoodphotography.com/ddcontest/cantbeatem.jpg
OK, just one more…
http://davewoodphotography.com/ddcontest/roster.jpg
“I wish my mom would take it this slow”
(said with a Midwest accent, for use when stroller derby is occurring)
“Push for sample of next rules revision” hung over the hand dryers in the restroom.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4515432373726&set=a.1047220670601.9081.1528209785&type=3&theater
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430091/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435038/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430209/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430251/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435182/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435220/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435302/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430445/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435400/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435448/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435448/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435400/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430445/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435302/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435220/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435182/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430251/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430209/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435038/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430091/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430091/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435038/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430209/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430251/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435182/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435302/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435220/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983430445/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435400/in/photostream/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27463116@N02/7983435448/in/photostream/
My sign is awesome. It’s me yelling “FUCKING CALL IT” at my computer. So it’s not on paper. Does that count?
Still stuck in bed with my broken since January 6, 2012 foot.
Love
Roxy
“Quit your bitching & enjoy the bout.
Roller Derby RULES at ANY Speed!!”
Sorry about spamming the page. It wouldn’t show my posts so I though for some reason I had to do them one at a time (lie I wasn’t posting the links the right way or something).
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87251048@N08/7983989153/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87251048@N08/7983990196/in/photostream
http://www.flickr.com/photos/87251048@N08/7984048142/in/photostream
I can heckle the crowd instead, right?
http://photos2.pix.ie/D3/CF/D3CFE333D93D42538E6B3FCCD3CAA865-0000334359-0003011523-00800L-AF1FAAD3F0CB47299B8E0D3474E9B4FE.jpg
I usually begin bouts with this sign
http://www.flickr.com/photos/korfan/7984113089/in/set-72157631530991969
Joe Rollerfan provided a photo of what I do if the official time outs last too long
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150986868545045&set=t.1187732910&type=3
If they run much too long you’ll see
http://www.flickr.com/photos/korfan/7984114223/in/set-72157631530991969/
If you’re not going to skate when the jam starts, you get this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/korfan/7984115069/in/set-72157631530991969/
And, if you won’t line up properly, you’ll see “Nobody Love The Pivot Line” and “Pivot Line Love You Long Time.”
For the poster contest: Picture in great big letters and glitter:
OLY – OLY – OLY
OY – OY – OY
We Love* You Oly!
Then in small letters:
* Although love is unconditional, sometimes we wish there was less drama, but love y’all anyway!
My sign would say,
“WELCOME TO ROLLER DERBY!
NO GAYS ALLOWED!
(LOL JUST KIDDING, COULD YOU IMAGINE?!)”
OLY – OLY – Zzzzz
SORRY, NOT MY
USUAL TIME ZONE