Mikayla :

or The Dumptruck: An Evil Nemisis of Captain Antik and Boy Reckless. He makes tracks slick, causes blisters and rink rash, and talks on his phone in the movie theater.

I think you may have stumbled on to something REALLY awesome here…

Fur. Lots and lots of spandex and fur!

how about a mullet to go with that awesome ‘stache

night sky with sparkling stars and a wolf pack around his pack

@Megatron

Can’t you just see it now: We open on a scene of destruction and terror. A cityscape in ruin. We pan out to find a disturbingly happy Dumptruck. Like an evil love-child of Re-AnimateHer and Godzilla, he is an oversized child with an affliction for derby. His raspy yet appealing voice acts as a beacon, warning the innocent of his oncoming wrath as his skate clad feet bring broken trucks and noisy bearings wherever they stride. All hope seems lost… BUT WAIT! From the thundering clouds a flash of blinding light breaks free. Ascending from the heavens come the saviors of the the blistered, the liberators of the goats, the separators of the lift and separates, the one, the only… Captain Antik and Boy Reckless, with talents so awesome one can only derive divine intervention. They move with the speed of Bonnie Thunders, the grace of Lulu Lockjaw, and the tenacity of Suzy Hotrod.

A melee of hip checks, booty blocks, and one poorly timed elbow (for which Boy Reckless had to spend one minute in the sin bin). Through the dense cloud of sweat, city rubble, and the quickly rising volume of ACDC’s Dirty Deeds our spandex clad heroes emerge.

As the dawn of a new derby day arises the beaten, but never defeated, Dumptruck hoists himself atop his flaming motorcycle of doom and rides off into the sunset with a final proclamation for eventual victory. But never fear for we, people of Derby Deeds, will always have protection thanks to our very own Captain Antik and Boy Reckless!

Or Dumptruck could dress as one of the girls from Toddlers and Tiaras. I would cry laughing if he ever wore a rhinestone covered cupcake dress and did the pageant walk.

I love the look of double shorts, and double layered spandex. But made into one piece that can easily be pulled on after rolling out of bed in the morning, but will easily come off to shower oneself in beer if necessary.

My suggested look is thus: Black and Gold. The black layer is a sparkly spandex layer and is a long sleeve body suit with a super duper low cut (belly button) front and shorts that go mid-quad. the top layer is a sparkly spandex gold with a bit shorter of a short, with no sleeves and these incredibly long batwings that stretch all the way down the inner sleeves of the under layer. just as low cut in the front. the wings are powered to help dumptruck fly to whatever location he needs to be.

I want the outfit paired with bedazzled crocks and a pair of wayfarereereres. XO

be the derby monster.

How bout some good old rhinestones or sequins?

Glittery man-kini. :3

Do a homage to tank girl.

Sparkly pink OFFICIAL shirt.

A Vegas Elvis jumpsuit with the ass cut out of it.

Vision Streetwear meets Elton John.

I think Dumptruck could pull off a great Duffman… A beer utility belt would be epic.

I do like the idea of some tuxedo skinz…

How about a Swedish folk costume?

Dumpy would look damn well dashing in on of those!

Beach gear. Speedos, zinc cream, flippers, rash shirt

@Karleigh
or a nice pair of derby skinz, they are similar

Enough glitter to make a unicorn puke.

Gold Spandex holographic leopard print derby skins or wrestling singlet.

Clearly this calls for a set of briefs from the Old Capitol City Roller Girls!

I saw either the awesome powder blue tux or a Duff Man costume

Black derby skinz with a large sequin heart on back covered by a mini cape lol

<3 <3 <3 the tuxedo skinz. Dashing and debonair and all that.

The ‘cookie’ memes over on the Rollerballs page make me think that some kind of Cookie Monster outfit would be awesome on Dumpy. Just think of the captions on shots!

Something fashioned like a tuxedo shirt, sleeveless of course…a tuxedo shortitard (yay! I made up my own word!!)? Complete with sparkly ruffles?

Something made of rainbows and yarn…with fringe.

A sparkly tuxedo and matching top hat of course!! x

A Mankini and a fur coat, always a good combo

CAT WOMAN COSTUME!!!!!!

A nude unatard with what looks like tribal tats all over it. well in all the right places.

Something with lots of fringe for sure

Do they make sparkly leopard-print skinz? And a top hat. Need one of those to go with.

Have we seen pasties yet?

I would love to see something in the form of like a man-kini… something with a halter type top, and derby skinz bottoms. The cape is going to be necessary… in shiny gold of course to match his personality.

It would be great if there were some leg warmers in the same color as the man-kini… maybe even of the same shiney derby skinz material!

Mustache on the cape of course.

Spandex lol

Mayan Clothing for the end of the world. Even a Mayan breech cloth as a possibility.

Full body black spandex suit covered in unicorns and dump trucks with a purple glitter belt

nothing.

Collared shirt: got to lay down a good foundation for a “look”, from any era
Ties: necktie, bow tie, bolo, colonel, I like them all ,they read classy
Blazers: from fancy suits to velvet and pastel, it all looks good!

I like my men to look like men, sharp, classy men with lots of character. I say embrace the look of the sportscaster… with some of that DT FLAVA.

Just my two cents. <3 Ringer

More variations on the wrestling singlet look. why use so much fabric? really?

http://www.n2nbodywear.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=N2N&Product_Code=R13&Category_Code=VIewAllActiveA

How about enough silver glitter & sparkle to be a mirror/disco ball?

Shiny black skinz with pink binding and a matching tank (preferable with the Mobile’s Derby Darlings logo on it!)

Elton John’s Pink one-piece or a Liberace number! Yes!

Dumptruck should wear:
-Footy pajamas
-of the spandex decent
-complete w/butt flap AND buttons

And if I win, I want a pair.
x

I have two recommendations…just for fun…

A Star Trek-inspired derbyskin…any show…any season. “Beam me up Dumpy.”

A derbyskin inspired by the Roller Derby Flat Track on Sport Court. It would be interesting to see where they put the jammer line.

Corduroy. Lots of it.

Actually, let me amend that. Corduroy skins with matching button up vest. No shirt of course. Top botton of vest undone. Maybe top two. The skins and vest should be two different, but complimentary colors. His fanny pack (also made of corduroy), should be a different color but within the same hue as the skins and vest. I like earthtones and it is traditional for the corduroy fabric. I don’t think you should go too bold. Rust, beige, navy blue. Patterned corduroy could work though.

Pink Polka dots!!! ooo with feathers!

What Dumpy should be wearing? Well I say spandex animal outfits. With hoods and appropriate ears. Face paint optional. And as much as possible with a cute spot on his tummy where people can play ‘tickle me Dumptruck’ so he can giggle. Who would want to see a Damptruck mouse, or lion (rah!) or zebra??? Sooo cute. Tickle tickle.

Definitely a penguin costume.

Blue Man Group Costume.